Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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