how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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