I wanna bring you to show and tell
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
where are my pants?
in the oven.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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