the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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