Small penises have feelings too.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
