Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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