your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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