I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Randomize
