Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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