Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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