dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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