She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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