I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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