Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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