so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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