Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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