glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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