all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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