they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Send help, water and tortillas.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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