Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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