i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My cat gives me a boner
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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