Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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