so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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