her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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