yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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