i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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