And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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