just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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