I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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