If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
soo... how was my night?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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