its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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