I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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