This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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