They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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