No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
