its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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