then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I cut my penus on the lid.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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