brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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