the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
