Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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