"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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