quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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