matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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