fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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