Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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