Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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