The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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