fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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