textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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