Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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