so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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