used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He did a backflip because drugs
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