even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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