How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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