we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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