ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Even my vagina gasped.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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